In a ground-breaking Press Statement shortly before the Indo-Pak T20 match in Bangalore, MS Dhoni said that India's alleged Whitewash at the hands of Australia and England in back-to-back series never really happened, questioning the journalists perception of reality. He said that this is all a big dream, and that we will wake up to face a new and resurgent team India.
These statements are believed to be inspired by Congress leader Digvijay Singh's latestrant statement that the alleged scams under the UPA government never really happened.
'That the Indian team was beaten ruthlessly abroad is an allegation which is being brought by critics to downgrade the good efforts the team has been striving to keep up its form. The public will wake up to reality and see that we are back to our winning ways' Dhoni said with confidence.
All the journalists immediately pulled out their totems and twirled them to check whether the statement was true.
Later that day, after the match, Dhoni's managers said that the captain was very busy and hence was unavailable for comments.
Dhoni's pre-match statement led to mixed reactions in the public, which eventually gave rise to factions and resulted in a violent clash between them. The local police unsuccessfully tried to restore peace.
At the end of the day, protestors and police were seen at different bars along MG Road enjoying bottles of beer together. The totems were reported missing following the mob violence. The press has gone into a limbo state ever since.
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh was rumored to have released a press statement saying 'Sab kuch theek hai and that 'The government will take appropriate action against the accused.'
These statements are believed to be inspired by Congress leader Digvijay Singh's latest
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| Indian Captain MS Dhoni, during the Press conference |
All the journalists immediately pulled out their totems and twirled them to check whether the statement was true.
Later that day, after the match, Dhoni's managers said that the captain was very busy and hence was unavailable for comments.
Dhoni's pre-match statement led to mixed reactions in the public, which eventually gave rise to factions and resulted in a violent clash between them. The local police unsuccessfully tried to restore peace.
At the end of the day, protestors and police were seen at different bars along MG Road enjoying bottles of beer together. The totems were reported missing following the mob violence. The press has gone into a limbo state ever since.
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| Some of the reporters' Totems, which were lost after the press meet. |
